Huuuuuuuuuuuu---AHHHH!!!!

I am up and about.  It is early.  Too early for anything except us undead zombies.  I may move slow, my limbs may respond sluggishly, and my speech may be a bit slurred; but I am faster than you.  You who are asleep, still waiting for your alarm clocks to go off.  Yes, I am a zombie.  And I am awake...well not really.  But watch out anyway!